While DOGE may be unstoppable in the meme economy, it has no chance of hacking into the nuclear arsenal. However, the real concern lies in Elon Musk’s access to the Department of Energy, which oversees critical infrastructure, nuclear security, and advanced technological research. His influence, combined with his sometimes unpredictable decision-making, raises questions about the risks associated with his proximity to such sensitive national assets. Whether it’s through his ventures in AI, space exploration, or government contracts, the implications of his access extend far beyond internet jokes and cryptocurrency speculation.